The House On The What?
Kustomer: So we’re almost at the House on the Hill, right?
Me: Do you mean The House On The Rock? (And seriously folks, if you’re in Wisconsin and you’ve never been there, you should go. It’s an awesome place.)
Me: It’s about an hour from here.
Kustomer: But I was told it was an hour from where I was, and I’ve been driving an hour already!
Me: What road were you supposed to take to get there?
Kustomer: I don’t know.
Me: You…don’t know?
Me: You didn’t get directions before you started out?
Me: You’ve just been driving around?
Me: So how were you planning on finding it?
Kustomer: Aren’t there signs?
Me: Maybe occasionally, depending on if you’re going in the right direction.
Kustomer: So am I?
Me: I don’t know. I don’t know where you came from.
Kustomer: That’s not very helpful.
I sold him a map.